two douches for the price of one

vinny: hey man, look at my chest, i just did push ups in the washroom bro. it's fucking crazy, i'm popping veins over here.

tony: i feel you bro, i just did 32 sets of curls before coming here. i can't hold this pose any longer, i'm gonna shit myself. the girls love looking at my biceps, i love it too, i look at them all the time, if i could fuck my biceps, i'd do it. i feel like they're going to burst.

vinny: dude, that's fucking crazy, that's how i feel about my chest. but you're not only cool, you're also very creative. i love your tattoo, oh my god it's so awesome.

tony: yeah man, it's so inspirational, i drew it myself. i like yours too, its fucking amazing.

vinny: thanks bro, yeah, i fucking love it, barb wire and shit, so fucking cool.

tony: yeah man, fuck this shit, let's go do some lines.